Wednesday 13 July 2011

1 Year older,1 year less wiser | Planning life without your best friend

Well as my birthday has just creeped up on me, been and gone funnily enough I feel none the wiser. If anything I feel less wise! I was quite the mature little child really with my words of wisdom, experiencing most things you'd do by the time you're old old which contains generally stupidity and sillyness. On my birthday I celebrated it in style by getting mortal drunk, unfortunately not delivering any good enough stories to beat the girls 21st birthdays or general nights out, of chundering next to a homeless guy and his dog whilst queuing to go into Koos, not making it out to my own birthday for being too drunk and passing out at half 9 in the sink or throwing up into a cup you just took a shot from. Standard. However I am glad to say that'll be one of the last times I wear heels for a long time. I'm one of these people who go out with a lovely warm coat, leggings and flats. None of this short skirts, high heels wearing next to nothing malachy.. me and that don't boat well.


One of the best people I have ever met is leaving me and will not be coming back for AT LEAST 2 months. Laura Kent. By far an outstanding personality. Even though I have known since the day I met her she was leaving it only hit me on Saturday, after crying that I opened an orange that went everywhere; all over Barney, my phone, clean clothes and in my clean hair I then thought about the girls leaving which set me off into a hysterical cry. If you know me well you will know that I am probably one of the most emotional people you'll ever meet, so imagine what I was like after 2 bits of bad news hit me in a row. First the orange, then the girls. Dear me! Today I helped Kenty pack her life for at least 2 months into a back pack, using the rolling technique of clothes to fit everything in. Who needs ironed clothes? Today was the start of the plan without the person who keeps my sane in life. Without the person who keeps you sane in life, what will happen? Bad things happen! My first night out without Kent in about half a year was the night that still haunts me to this day. 2 months... How will I last? Which is why I plan to be housebound for 2 months. Think I may sit in a dark room to avoid any bad news and happenings, that way what bad can come of it? The plan was started today. 1. Get a bird food box weekly. These bird foods boxes is also called a Graze Box. A box which contains 4 different healthy "treats." Nuts, seeds, dried fruit etc. So bird food. 2. Keep healthy 3. Keep fit 4. Unfortunately working ridiculous hours a weeks, getting up at the stupid oclock 5. Never drink so much that I even get the slightest hangover as recent ones have been nothing short of horrendous (sensible head) 6. not cause any accidents on the road 7. move out 8. watch all 6 seasons of Sex and The City with Henners.. My life for 2 months. Or sadly, longer.